After assessing your answers to my last poll question, I've come to the conclusion that I am not, in fact, the only creepy adult who craves dressing up as something cool for Halloween.
Or... any other day, for that matter. If I could dress up as a different superhero every single day and not get arrested for general creepiness, I would totally do it.
So this year I am dressing up as....
A female Assassin. From Assassin's Creed. YEEEEAAAAAHHHH BABY!
My costume won't be as cool as that one, AHEM, but it'll work. Because I'm resourceful. Don't worry, I'll take pictures. If I'm not too drunk. (Am I the only mom who fills up a super-sized thermos of beer to go trick or treating with her kids? Yes? No? Maybe? SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP.)