Rules of BEING TAGGED:
(I changed the rules... why? Because I'm a rebel, that's why ) --> I think this was Tammy's insert, btw She's so freaking awesome.
1. Share ten things about yourself.
2. Answer the ten questions asked to you and invent ten questions the people you tag have to answer.
3. Tag whatever number of people you want.
Ten things about myself. My God, what DON'T you people know yet???
1. I hate lipstick. Or lip gloss. Or any goop that goes on women's lips. I never wear it. Other makeup? I'm okay with. Lip goop? NO.
2. I used to play tennis.
3. And I used to fence foil. Don't f*ck with me.
4. I will eat anything once. Except insects. I draw the line at insects.
5. I snore. Yeah, you got a problem with that???
6. I'm a wee bit OCD about bodily hygiene. I wash my hands until my skin cracks.
7. I LOVE people who have a sense of humor.
8. I think is one of the most awesome artists on DA.
9. JESUS CHRIST. AM I AT TEN YET???
10. I'm SUPER impatient. When I want something, I want it NOW NOW NOW NOW!
AND NOW, FOR THE QUESTIONS:
1. If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
Do I have to pick just ONE??? I want to learn how to fight like a
2. What would you name the autobiography of your life?
A Funny Thing Happened Today....
3. What do you miss most about being a kid?
The absolute joy at the simple things: A ladybug landing on my arm. A rainbow. SUNSHINE.
4. If money was no object, what would you do all day?
Uh... What I'm doing now?
5. How would your friends describe you?
Funny. And tough.
6. What movie deserves a sequel?
I can't think of any. Sequels, in general, SUCK>
7. If you could project yourself into the past, were would you go?
Holy crap. DO I HAVE TO PICK JUST ONE TIME PERIOD??? So long as you can guarantee I can come back... The Middle Ages.
8. If you were in a witness protection program, what would be your alias?
Fucked Up One.
9. What songs are included on the soundtrack to your life?
Anything by Hybrid. With a few tracks from Maroon 5.
10. What is your favorite movie line or scene?
"You learned to dance like that sarcastically?" - The Other Guys
Alright, MoFo's. My victims:
1. What's your favorite kind of food?
2. What's the one request you will ALWAYS turn down?
3. How old were you when you lost... YOUR MIND?
4. What's the worst gift you've ever received?
5. What story does your family always tell about you?
6. How old were you when you became an adult?
7. Is a picture worth a thousand words? Elaborate. You have 20 seconds.
8. Where’s Waldo?
9. If you could have sex with one person on DA, it would be...?
10. If you could tell Rima how insane she is, you would/would not.
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