Pirate Author

Sometimes I crack myself up.

I need a new author picture. My current one is five years old. Since I am writing my second pirate novel, I thought I'd go with a pirate-themed picture. The third one, by the way, is me going "AAAAAAARRRRRGH!"

Maybe I need an eye patch.    

You see, now that I'm back on DA, I'M BACK ON DA. Like, flooding your messages with irrelevant crap that *might* be entertaining. You're welcome.